Title/Author:
“Irving
Titans” by Jeff Dawson
Genre/topics:
Football
(American), professional, fiction, Cowboys
Published:
January
24, 2015
Length:
246 pages
Rating:
3 1/2 of 5
stars (good)
Review:
It was
1989 and the Irving Titans were declining into oblivion after spending decades
as one of the elite professional football teams. Enter a new owner who is ready to tear
everything apart and brand the franchise as he wants. This includes firing a legendary coach and
replacing him with a successful college coach whose ego is one of the few that
can match the owners.
If the
reader is a football fan from that era, this might sound very familiar. This
fictional story about the Irving Titans is billed as a farce based on the
exploits of the real Dallas Cowboys from that time. Just change the names and a
reader would believe he or she was reading about Jerry Jones, Jimmy Johnson,
Michael Irving and the rest of the Cowboys during their glory years in the
early and mid 1990's.
The
parallel universes of the Titans and the Cowboys are striking and I was
impressed with how the author made the fictional team so much like the real
one. Both fired a legendary coach, both traded the star running back to a team
called the Vikings for many draft picks that would become key players (wonder
if the fictional Vikings did better with that running back?) and in both cases,
one of those star players, a wide receiver, found himself in trouble with the
law over ladies and cocaine.
The
"snow" that was in the possession of the Titans receiver was supplied
by the backup quarterback Jimmy Stone, the protagonist of the novel. His account of those seasons with the Titans
reads like a trashy novel with lots of drugs and a LOT of sex.
That last
part is important because one of the ladies who services the players, coaches,
owner and even a sportscaster holds them all hostage because she holds the
goods on all of them. Charlene Rivers fits the stereotype of the woman who
sleeps her way to the top.
While the
book is certainly raunchy and not for those readers who would be easily
offended, it is EXTREMELY funny. I was
in tears at times especially when the author would describe Charlotte's
antics. Her character and Jimmy's were both well developed and a reader can't
help but like them even if their actions are less than honorable.
I did find
the story hard to follow at times and it did read as a sleazy novel which is
not my thing, at least when reading a book on sports. But for an entertaining
and hilarious book, this fits the bill. Rated at three and a half stars,
rounded up to four for Amazon and Goodreads.
Did I skim?
No – there
were so many laughs in this book, I wanted to make sure I read all of them.
Pace of the story:
This book
was a fast paced read, as the antics of Charlene and the owner were so
outrageous and hilarious that it was never a chore to read the book and it
would be leaving me wondering what else could happen.
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I'm so glad you enjoyed my take on the Cowboys of the nineties. I will admit, it was a lot of fun to recollect all the antics the team endured after Ruben Weitzman (Jerry Jones) bought the team and then expound upon the events.
ReplyDeleteAgain, thank you for taking a chance on the story
Jeff Dawson